What are those elves called who come into places and move things around? Because I think we have some in our cabin. About ten minutes ago I walked into the 2nd bedroom in our cabin, which holds Matt’s guitar, our swim-ware, and extra bedding (along with two unused bunk beds). I was more than a little surprised when I saw a mammoth dresser sitting in the room. It wasn’t there when we left for the camp office this morning, nor was it there when I took a short break this afternoon.
I have logically come to the conclusion that we have elves in our cabin. What are they called again? Furniture elves? Wood elves? Feng shui elves? I’m not sure. All I know is they’re sneaky little elves and I’m laying a trap for them. I’ll lure them in with Lucky Charms and see where things go from there. (Side Question: will the same delicious charms and Luckies- my favorite part, which for those who don’t know already I call the marshmallows the Luckies- work for elves as well as they do to attract leprechauns? I suppose we’ll see.)
If this approach produces no sign of elves, I will then pursue the more frightening scenario of walking dressers… I think it would be very alarming to wake up midway through the night to use the bathroom and find the lurky dresser already in there… (Ugh. Shudder.)