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Unless you’ve been living in the Hadron Collider, I’m sure that you’ve noticed the recent obsession with vampires overtaking pop culture.  Twilight, Vampire Diaries, Cirque Du Freak,and so on and so forth.  There’s no need to fear.  Vampires will not be taking over the world.  In fact, if they ever existed centuries ago as many books speculate, we humans wouldn’t be around today.  A simple math equation has proven that if one real vampire existed and fed on human blood in January of 1600, the human race would have been wiped out and transformed into vampires in 29 months.  Sorry Ms. Meyer.  Check it out at: http://arxiv.org/abs/physics/0608059v2

  1. Jill

    Ha! Was this prompted by me lamenting about the onslaught of vampire EVERYTHING lately and how it couldn’t last? It’s gotta go out of style some time…. right?

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